high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”
I checked how many followers I had and it said 8 so I wanted to see how many people I knew.
Well I know 3…out of 6. YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME TUMBLR. I THOUGHT PEOPLE LIKED ME
the people who own my apartment are coming by on thursday to inspect the place so I need to get rid of all the fun things that me and cole have made while living here
goodbye, evil robot fridge
goodbye, beautiful wall art
goodbye, mattress slide
goodbye, bugel string that I made as a christmas decoration
goodbye, humility reminder
goodbye, balloon pit
You will all live on in my heart and memory <3I want to be you when I grow up.
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt