lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

(via asian)

21 hours ago
153,603 notes
durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

(Source: manzardcafe, via asian)

1 day ago
230,027 notes

sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

(Source: oldspinster, via dontneedyoursass)

2 days ago
423,344 notes

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

4 days ago
284,871 notes
tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

1 week ago
107,683 notes

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(via guy)

1 week ago
276,840 notes

gameandwatch:

this video literally changed my life

(Source: shotarokaneda, via tyleroakley)

1 week ago
87,225 notes

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

(via dontneedyoursass)

2 days ago
26,624 notes

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via dontneedyoursass)

5 days ago
211,638 notes

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via those-cute-boys)

1 week ago
409,151 notes

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via troyesivan)

1 week ago
182,902 notes